Hipster is NOT a hypocrite.

So you all know I'm not exactly a big fan of Steve Jobs. People like to say I'm a hypocrite behind my back and it's perfectly reasonable. But I think it's time you all need to know. No, I'm not one.

Apple fanboy - "Hey, Wei Lun. If you HAAAAAATE Apple so much why do you own an iPad?"

Me - "Dude, take a chill-pill. It came with the car."

Apple fanboy - "So why do you keep using it when you hate it?"

Me - "Beggars can't be choosers. When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade. You know what I mean."

Apple fanboy - "Wei Lun. Y U no sell?"

Me - "My parents bought the car. Not me. Ergo that iPad is theirs."