Hipster can't run

Sometimes when I exercise (yes, I exercise), I can't help but notice how cool joggers look. I know. Not something you'd find cool but it's true. Every time I see them I start to picture myself jogging. And I will always myself running like a drunk man. They say everyone can run. What they don't tell you is that if you're not a regular jogger you'll look like a drunk newbie. Long arms flapping away. That constipated look on my face. Uugh. Ugly. I'll stick to swimming.